The Bender Continues
Everyday bros talking about how life goes!
The Bender Continues
Is a Hot Take Even Hot?
Ever thought you've seen it all when it comes to the quirky ways people indulge in their favorite snacks? Well, saddle up for a wild ride through the culinary quirks and nostalgia that pepper our latest banter-filled episode. We're pulling back the curtain on those 'serial killer' moves like milk-before-cereal pouring and dissecting the engineering marvel of cereal bowls with built-in straws. And, if you've ever felt a pang of sadness watching an Oreo sink to its milky grave, you're in good company here.
Our chat doesn't shy away from the daily oddities that make life interesting, like that awkward moment of mistaken identity at the gas station that turns into the most unexpectedly genuine conversation. We wrestle with the great sandwich nomenclature debate—team hoagie or team sub?—and challenge the status quo on toilet paper roll orientation. It's a joyful tussle over the small stuff that somehow ends up defining our day-to-day lives and the communities we hail from.
And just when you think we've covered it all, we dive feet first—socks on—into the great 'shooby' debate. Kenny, our guest and proud socks-with-sandals ambassador, defends this controversial fashion choice with the passion of a true devotee. We even get a peek into Kenny's romantic side, hearing how he ditched the socks for a proposal that traded comfort for class. So, join us for a session of laughter, debates, and a touch of heartwarming romance that proves it's our quirks that truly make us unique.
How's everybody doing?
Speaker 2:Good, how are you?
Speaker 1:Great, good, awesome.
Speaker 2:Fantastic Perfect.
Speaker 1:I think Johnny just wooed, but his screen was a little frozen.
Speaker 2:I heard a woo. I heard a woo. Might have been a woo.
Speaker 1:I know I missed the visual aspect. I'm sure we'll see it on the actual cut, but I'm upset Question.
Speaker 2:Permission to speak Is my Wi-Fi messing up. No, no, no, You're good, I got a serious question now. Oh God, come on, ser God.
Speaker 1:Come on. Share his answer Always Only.
Speaker 2:Well, I don't want to say this is a judgment zone, but it is. Do you know anybody who puts the milk in the bowl before they?
Speaker 1:actually put the cereal.
Speaker 2:No, you can't, you can't, you can't, we absolutely cannot. What are we?
Speaker 1:doing here? I do I do know someone.
Speaker 2:Oh, I thought you were going to say you.
Speaker 3:I thought you were going to say you do, do you?
Speaker 1:No, no, no, I know someone. It's a serial killer.
Speaker 2:You got to be fucking kidding me. Are you fucking kidding me? That is horrendous.
Speaker 3:Yes, that was perfect. Did you think of that on the fly?
Speaker 1:Yes, hell yeah, dude, come on.
Speaker 2:I am so upset right now.
Speaker 1:I am so happy, that was funny. I am so happy, so happy. That was a good one I give you props for that?
Speaker 3:No, they are. They're psychopaths. They're psychopaths was a good one.
Speaker 1:I'll give you props for that. No, they are, they're psychopaths. They're psychopaths if they do that, okay.
Speaker 2:Good to know, yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:That's the serious question. Yeah, that was a serious question, because I saw somebody do that the other day and I was just like that doesn't seem right.
Speaker 3:I thought I heard the judgments flowing through your head, you know what. The cereal can't get soggy. Well, how do you measure that correctly? I pour the proper amount of milk based on the quantity of cereal that I put.
Speaker 1:True, I always overpour.
Speaker 3:I can never get the ratio right, you need to pour just enough so that the cereal lifts.
Speaker 1:Just lifts a little bit. Yeah, all right.
Speaker 2:Slightly.
Speaker 1:Question.
Speaker 2:Growing up who?
Speaker 1:had the bowls with the little straw at the end of it, so when you finish the cereal, you had some cocoa puffs.
Speaker 2:I ate my cocoa puffs man every morning. Cocoa puffs are gone. I got my chocolate root milk ready.
Speaker 1:Oh baby, yep, that's classic, classic I can use those for soup too.
Speaker 3:Soup, yeah, you can use those for soup too. I'm not really feeling that one.
Speaker 2:Similar topic, not entirely, but all right, kind of on this path. Oreos everyone loves milk with their oreos, right? I've got a cousin not not costco. I've got another cousin that when he dips the oreo, he just drops it in, he just lets it like he doesn't does he use a spoon.
Speaker 2:I I yes maybe not, but the point is he's not taking the Oreo, he's not holding it in there and then enjoy greatness he drops it. I'm like what are we doing here? The future of society? We're not dipping, we're not dunking Oreos, we're just dropping it in. What's going on?
Speaker 3:I don't know how you do that. That's like Rub worst. That like Rubens the whole glass of milk. That's what I'm saying. You got a soggy cookie on the bottom Done. Go get a new glass.
Speaker 2:You guys met my buddy at the wedding, but he I used to watch and grow up with him and he used to drop Chips Ahoy in the milk. Let him soak up for a little bit, then use a spoon to then eat it.
Speaker 3:That's reckless.
Speaker 1:Well, they have a cereal like that too.
Speaker 3:Pretty much the same fucking concept. That cereal's not good.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean, I don't know, I don't know. The cookies are different, though, like you said, johnny either you're scooping it with a spoon or you're taking your whole hand into the milk just to get it out after you've already dunked it in. Like let me just.
Speaker 3:I don't know drives me?
Speaker 1:not really. No, I don't know. You guys like strawberry milk Not really.
Speaker 3:No, I said do you guys like strawberry milk?
Speaker 2:Not really Chocolate milk yes, strawberry milk, no, was it Nesquik? When we were growing up, they had the chocolate milk, but then they had a strawberry version.
Speaker 3:I did not drink the strawberry, but no, no, strawberry milk and chocolate milk, both Okay, all right. Every time I give a fucking thumbs up, the thing doesn't come up.
Speaker 2:Well, you did a thumbs down.
Speaker 3:once you did do a thumbs down a couple episodes ago, like by accident.
Speaker 2:So yeah, just do it by the head. Kenny Idiots figure out how to use animations.
Speaker 3:They get balloons if you do a peace song, I think.
Speaker 1:Johnny's doing like a magic trick over here.
Speaker 2:Oh, all right, so back to my cousins because they're good with this right. The one cousin drops the Oreo into the milk.
Speaker 3:The other cousin his brother.
Speaker 2:he's not allergic to cheese, he's not lactose intolerant. He orders the cheese pizza. He takes all of the cheese off, just to eat it with the sauce, with the marinara sauce. I just don't get it. Maybe he's keto.
Speaker 3:I think that's the opposite. I think they eat the cheese. Maybe he's keto. I think that's the opposite. I think they eat the cheese but not the bread.
Speaker 1:Wait, what does he do with the cheese?
Speaker 2:He's not lactose intolerant, anything like that. Right, he's good with dairy. He's no Austin Marks. He orders the cheese, pizza or pepperoni or what have you, and then he gets his slice and then he just takes all the cheese off and he eats the bread, the breading and the marinara sauce. That's what he does. We all judge him.
Speaker 1:He doesn't eat the cheese.
Speaker 2:The cheese just goes in the cheese. Correct. I don't know why did he just?
Speaker 1:order the pizza that way Because he's trying not to be a problem while everyone else is going to have a cheeseburger.
Speaker 2:I don't know.
Speaker 1:I guess whatever.
Speaker 2:Question that is questionable. You know there's some interesting people out there. I also saw one time at Barnes Noble. Don't go there too often, but when I did go there I watched. You know we got a thing called Audible. You can buy books online, but there's nothing better than going to a Starbucks in a Barnes Noble catch up on some reading. I watched someone and I actually brought this up at work and people actually understood. Apparently, people like the smell, the smell of books, like the smell of the books. I was just like Do you guys like the smell of the books? How?
Speaker 3:is this like? Do you guys like the smell of books? Just go to your local printer and just take out people. It does have a smell, though.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Kenny's sniffing books. It's got a smell, guys, it's not that big a deal.
Speaker 1:Kenny.
Speaker 2:I'll back you up. I'm not sniffing books.
Speaker 1:Books have a distinct smell. Here we go. It's not bad.
Speaker 3:I'm not sniffing books, but they do have a smell. It's like new car, smell man.
Speaker 2:I like that smell. Johnny, picture this, just follow. I don't know the exact store Could be Bed Bath Beyond, maybe not. But the wives you got Lydia, you got Patty. They go to these candle shops. They're sniffing the candle, getting the aura. You got James and Kenny. They're going to the bookstores sniffing the books. That's the difference.
Speaker 3:Meanwhile. I just know that there's a smell to a book because we read books. Ryan Ryan hasn't opened a book in 10 years. That's not true.
Speaker 2:I just opened one. Right now, kenny and James can sniff their books. Ryan and I will continue to smell the gas. We'll do that one.
Speaker 3:These are all brain cells, so we're good. Fun fact, this is actually a funny story. I'm like 15 years old. My cousin just started driving. We go to the gas station. You smell like the smell of gas. He's like oh, don't smell the gas, you're going to lose brain cells. In New Jersey you don't pump your own gas, so they get done pumping gas. And my cousin goes thank you very much. He says something like he asked someone a question. Fuck, I forgot what it was. He was like oh, he was like you're welcome. My cousin was like thank you very much. He said you're welcome.
Speaker 3:And then he started going on for about 20 minutes about stories that we had no idea, which he definitely thought we were the wrong people. He thought he knew us and he was talking about us for 20 minutes about events that didn't happen, that we were never associated with. And then my cousin basically confirmed. He was like look, you smell gas. You're going to lose brain cells. So I was probably pretty young. I probably wasn't 15 years old yet. So for a period of time I thought like you would go crazy if you smell gas. I was pretty young, though. I was probably maybe 12, maybe not 15, because he's been older than me.
Speaker 2:Let's lean into that a little bit more. You're in that situation, right? We've all been there where you're in a conversation that you just you don't want to be in. It's gone too long. What's your strategy?
Speaker 3:Are you in there for the long run?
Speaker 2:where you just let me just be a good person, let me hear this person out as they take me down this path, this rabbit hole, or do you, is it I'm cutting it off right away? Or do you just wait for your moment and then, okay, I'm out? Like what's the strategy when you're caught in that type of conversation, kenny, at the gas station, where you just don't need to be there listening, no more?
Speaker 3:Out of like, out of empathy, you just, you just go with it. You're like yeah, yeah, yeah, like if you genuinely like, the person doesn't know you and he's got you mixed up, or she's got you mixed up with someone else. We were just empathetic and we just went with it. That's why he dragged down for 25 minutes or however long it was because it takes about three minutes to get gas.
Speaker 2:So the loud build enough to get into this yeah.
Speaker 3:You just went with it.
Speaker 2:This is our judgment thing either, because we have all whether it's us sports people listening everyone at one point or another has been stuck in that situation where you're just in a conversation and you don't see the end and it's. It's trouble, it's tough. Yeah, here at TBC we encourage those conversations, we will listen we will and who knows? You never know what that person's going through. They just want to talk to somebody.
Speaker 3:We'll leave it at that okay, next question is it hoagie or is it a sub? Oh goodness gracious guess isn't talk wawa's changed the world. It's a sub. They have hoagie fest. It's Hoagie. They have Hoagie Fest.
Speaker 2:It's a sub.
Speaker 3:Wawa has Hoagie Fest. It's a fucking Hoagie, it's a fucking sub.
Speaker 2:That's up north, though you get a Hoagie roll Like it's.
Speaker 1:It's the sub way, dude.
Speaker 3:It's a Hoagie. This guy is trying to repeat this guy, this guy Listen.
Speaker 2:They're going to have subs, it's true, not firehouse hoagies, firehouse subs, great point. Publix subs, not Publix hoagies.
Speaker 3:You're just naming more people that use the combination of Pub Sub or Firehouse Subs. You're not even really validating the difference. You're just saying brand names, sub over Hoagie is what I'm saying. It's a Hoagie. They have Hoagie Fist. I have a fucking shirt, I'll wear it Hoagie.
Speaker 1:Fist.
Speaker 3:What about a grinder that's not a grinder.
Speaker 1:Do you know what a grinder is?
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's a sub.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Which doesn't exist, because we're all hoagies, shit.
Speaker 1:I'm pretty sure a grinder is where you cut the bread all the way through instead of the little bun like a hot dog bun kind of thing, where it's connected at the bottom. I'm pretty sure a grinder is just all the way through.
Speaker 3:You know what you guys do here in fucking Florida too you take out the bread inside of the bagel. You gut the bagel.
Speaker 2:That's not a good thing what you guys do here in Florida.
Speaker 3:What you eat the whole bagel.
Speaker 2:This is the problem with you Northeasterns. Oh, let me move down from the North and go to this great state of Florida. But when I don't like it, oh you guys in Florida, this is what you do. Unbelievable there, kenneth. Unbelievable.
Speaker 3:If I ever see you, gut the bagel no more what?
Speaker 1:fucking bagel joint are you going to? That's gutting bagels.
Speaker 3:I don't know. I went to a bagel joint and they said do you want to gut it? I didn't even know what the fuck they were talking about. I was straight up confused for three minutes.
Speaker 1:I don't even know how you gut a bagel. They're already kind of small.
Speaker 3:You take out the middle, I get it.
Speaker 1:I get the concept. There's not that much bread anyways.
Speaker 3:Eat the whole bagel. I know Well, that's because they're not made the right way in Florida.
Speaker 2:Gotta make them up early, oh fuck.
Speaker 3:Just getting Ryan going. Just getting Ryan going, no.
Speaker 2:On a hoagie and southern grinder topic. On a topic of sandwiches, would you say that a wrap is considered a sandwich?
Speaker 3:No, it's a wrap. It's the same category.
Speaker 1:It's a a sandwich, no it's a wrap. It's still a category.
Speaker 2:It's a sandwich wrap.
Speaker 1:But you're still using a tortilla, which can also be used in tacos, burritos, quesadillas, but it's a sandwich wrap because you're putting sandwich meat in it.
Speaker 3:I'm impressed, I don't care what it's called.
Speaker 2:Is a taco salad, a taco or is it a salad?
Speaker 3:It's a taco in a salad.
Speaker 1:Is it made out of the taco shell bowl Can?
Speaker 2:we go back to how Kenny is impartial about the wrap versus sandwich, but he is impartial about the bungee versus the sock Ryan's going in on Kenny.
Speaker 1:I think that's. That's all right.
Speaker 3:That's all right. Next topic I'm getting Ryan. I'm going with him. Come on, Keep them going, Johnny. I think it's a handheld, though I think it's its own category.
Speaker 1:I got one. I got one that's going to get you guys in a tizzy.
Speaker 2:Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 1:Okay, you're in the bathroom.
Speaker 3:You got to go reach for the toilet paper, is it up?
Speaker 1:or is it down? Which way is the right way?
Speaker 2:Wait a minute. What is the toilet paper, are you?
Speaker 1:pulling it from the top or are you pulling it from the bottom?
Speaker 2:Is it up or is it down? There's a lot of meanings.
Speaker 1:The toilet paper roll on.
Speaker 3:the stupid thing Is the toilet paper sloping. Is the toilet paper coming slop? Roll on the stupid thing Is the toilet paper sloping Is the toilet paper coming sloping from the top.
Speaker 1:It's sloping down, we're not talking about something else that Johnny's alluding to.
Speaker 2:I mean, you don't have to be better with your descriptions there, brother. I mean I'm just saying Wait, could I? You know, it depends on how the janitor put the toilet roll in.
Speaker 1:Are you setting it up for your own house? God damn it.
Speaker 2:It's down every time. Okay, so it's all right, let me go. I just kind of want to go look right now. I don't know. Go ahead, go check, go check.
Speaker 3:Are you fucking for real, go check, go check, go check.
Speaker 1:I want to know Ryan's a toilet paper down kind of guy. It's coming out from the bottom.
Speaker 3:No way If it's coming out from the bottom. Ryan, I'm coming over and I'm flipping all your fucking toilet papers. Is there a bad thing about where your toilet paper is Go look.
Speaker 2:You're psychotic if it's coming from the bottom portion. It's got to be going down. Yeah, it's got to be going down. Yeah, it's going down. Well, all the top, you got toilet bowls and toilet paper. It's got to go down. You keep it going.
Speaker 1:The patent for the toilet paper roll actually has it coming down.
Speaker 2:So I'm going to list the case.
Speaker 1:Oh, this is a big argument for people. Some people like it pulling it from the bottom part.
Speaker 2:I'm bringing this to work tomorrow?
Speaker 1:No, I'm not. Just don't phrase it like me, you might get everyone fucking mad and shit Unbelievable. Alright, johnny speaking of toilet paper, what do you got? We're going to stay on the toilet paper, really.
Speaker 2:Do you fold it or do you scrunch it?
Speaker 1:Oh, you fold.
Speaker 2:What is it? My laundry? I got to.
Speaker 1:No, you scrunch it you scrunch, I'm going to sit there and here we go, fold one.
Speaker 2:It's simple physics. You need more.
Speaker 1:You need more surface area. You fold, can't scrunch, it's in a ball.
Speaker 2:That's debatable. Dude, Dude, they scrunch it all day.
Speaker 1:Do we have two scrunchers and Kenny and I are folders.
Speaker 2:Big time scruncher over here, huge Fucking huge Organized people versus unorganized.
Speaker 1:Oh, my God. The chaos, that happens.
Speaker 2:You're so organized because you fold your toilet paper and you wipe your ass. Okay.
Speaker 1:Well, Kenny has to with that one-ply toilet paper he has in his office.
Speaker 2:What are you? You better start buying the better-for me toilet paper, right, I do. You talk about a ball.
Speaker 3:I mean the ball we got to scrunch up and stuff hey, the toilet paper is free.
Speaker 1:Come on Cutting out a fucking break over here.
Speaker 3:How many times have you guys folded? Is it one?
Speaker 2:fold, two fold, three fold. I mean we're folding toilet paper. What's the strategy? What's the process?
Speaker 1:Depending on ply. Depending on ply.
Speaker 3:Fucking Sharma or whatever the fuck, all right.
Speaker 2:I can't believe you're folding toilet paper. Fold or scrunch, let's just say hypothetically, for whatever reason, we're eating our favorite hoagie roll sandwich wrap so where's he going with this something with the toilet paper?
Speaker 1:back to hoagie I know where does it naturally end up, you know we put a plate, you know, to the side.
Speaker 2:We're in the toilet, right, you're eating your hoagie, your salad, your brine, whatever we eat. All of a sudden, you drop the sandwich in the five-second rule. Do you eat the sandwich? Where? Where? Because that description was very questionable.
Speaker 3:Are we in the bathroom dropping the fucking sandwich? Where are we Exactly?
Speaker 2:We're in the kitchen. Oh yeah, all right. Yeah, we'll make it cleaner.
Speaker 1:You're in your kitchen we're dropping this on the floor or we're dropping it on the countertop no, we're dropping it on the floor.
Speaker 3:Oh fuck, no in your own house there'll be immunity, baby it's two seconds on the floor
Speaker 2:my gosh soft soft.
Speaker 3:There will be immunity. Baby, it's two seconds on the floor. My gosh, you were talking to me about your immune system. It's in your own stomach.
Speaker 2:Actually, James did bring up a very valid point last week. He said he believes those who bite their fingernails or eat them. You know, we're hungry. You build a better immune system 100% 100%, 100%.
Speaker 3:Scientifically backed. Do you bite your nails? Who you Ryan? No, I don't.
Speaker 1:I would challenge.
Speaker 2:I have one of the best immune systems out of the four of us on this call.
Speaker 1:We know it's not.
Speaker 2:Johnny, we know it's not Johnny.
Speaker 3:Us three all bite our nails.
Speaker 2:I do not bite my nails, no Listen, my stomach has nothing to fucking do with my immune system. All right.
Speaker 1:Johnny, something's always wrong with your body, Whatever it is, something's always falling apart.
Speaker 2:I'm throwing the immune system in there.
Speaker 1:To Johnny's defense. A lot of people in his office usually get sick and he ends up not getting sick.
Speaker 2:It's because he died. He bites his nails Apparently. Yeah, sure, wow. Do you build double immunity If you bite your toenails? Oh, jesus Christ, how are you? How are you even that flexible? I'm not dude. If I was different story, though, who knows?
Speaker 3:I can't even come close to reaching.
Speaker 1:Johnny, I don't know if anybody wants to bite your toes.
Speaker 2:I can't believe where we are right now.
Speaker 1:Kobe Bryant? What was the? What did they call him on the cruise in New York for his bachelor party? Toby Bryant, was it Toby Simpson, or something like that?
Speaker 2:Toe Jay Simpson, toe Jay Simpson, toe Jay Simpson.
Speaker 1:Called him Toe Jay Simpson.
Speaker 2:Yeah, wow, you know, that was incredible.
Speaker 1:Now, if it wasn't a sandwich, johnny, five-second rule, I think I would have been okay with it. Just because it's a sandwich, I'm more upset. I probably wouldn't react in five seconds. I'm more pissed off that I dropped a fucking sandwich Mustards probably sticking to the ground. Chopped a fucking sandwich Mustards probably stick it to the ground. Mayo probably splattered over onto the fucking oven. That's true, yeah.
Speaker 2:It's a murder scene, isn't?
Speaker 1:it. Yeah, I drop a french fry on the floor, I pick it up quick and yay, forget about it. You know.
Speaker 2:Kosher pickles across the kitchen. We'll toss those pickles out of the house if they fall on the floor. Get those pickles the hell out of there.
Speaker 3:He does not like pickles.
Speaker 2:Are you guys a ketchup and mustard on a hot dog or a mustard or ketchup type of guy, just ketchup.
Speaker 1:Can you ask? That again please, can you no?
Speaker 2:He's the same. I try to be a pause in the middle You're both on there. Are you a mustard and ketchup kind of guy, or are you a mustard or ketchup guy? Okay, my bad, my bad, all right.
Speaker 1:That's a little bit better. There we go.
Speaker 2:Kenny. Quick and easy On what A hot dog? Hot dog, it's a bread.
Speaker 1:I'd take it either way.
Speaker 2:I don't care, I'm sure you won't take it either way there, James Okay.
Speaker 1:Alright, alright, alright. I got jokes too, buddy we're done here, we're done here, you're done, you're done. I'm gonna mute you.
Speaker 2:James, I brought you a shirt the other day and I think you're really going to like it, but I'm almost wanting to run it by Kenny and Ryan because you might, it, might, you might, wear it too much. It has to do with the dad jokes. Oh, I think it's a good time to bring a dad joke up right now, cause you, uh, we're, we're getting a little crazy right now with some of these jokes. We got hot dogs up and down, we got a lot of things going on right now.
Speaker 1:Actually, you want me to bring up a dad joke real quick. I got one. My mom actually sent me one the other day.
Speaker 2:It was pretty fucking funny. Actually my dad has a really good one.
Speaker 1:I got to remember it. If I remember it, I'll say it.
Speaker 3:Do you want me to take out?
Speaker 1:my black book of dad jokes? Yeah, because you know it's very on par with what we're talking about. So I'm going to say it real quick. What do french fries do when they meet after a long time?
Speaker 2:what.
Speaker 1:James, they catch up. I mean it's right on par it's exactly, it's right what the doctor ordered.
Speaker 2:I think dad jokes are the highest form of comedy.
Speaker 1:I really do dude, they're fucking, they're witty as fuck.
Speaker 3:Just get me going dude, I love me a good dad joke. We're hyping him up right now Just get me going, dude, I love being a good dad joke.
Speaker 2:I mean dad jokes are good.
Speaker 1:They're all about timing. A good joke is all about timing, so dad jokes are all about timing. It's great.
Speaker 2:All right. Do you guys judge people who double dip in like settings at a table?
Speaker 1:no, no, because I, because I am a double yes but I will do the courtesy man. No, no, you grab it center right, dip eat, flip dip eat. You didn't let me speak.
Speaker 2:Johnny's talking about when you bite and you re-dip. That's the type of double dipping we're talking about here.
Speaker 1:I know, I know, but people still get skeeved out about the one that I suggested.
Speaker 2:No, the one you suggested is good. The one you suggested is good. I bite and flip.
Speaker 3:I do the bite and flip.
Speaker 2:I'm in for bite and flip.
Speaker 3:I consider it to some extent I bite and flip.
Speaker 2:That's great. Licking your fingers, touching the other side, it's all good, there's no difference. There's a difference of bite and flip and just bite and dip.
Speaker 1:I mean, that's like going into a fucking chip bowl or chip bag and like you're going to touch all the other fucking chips around. What's the difference? There's some germophobes out there that they have to get to the chip bag before everybody else. I know somebody that will not have bar peanuts. I will gladly have bar peanuts.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'll give you bar peanuts.
Speaker 2:Builds the immunity. Hey, that popcorn at Casey's though.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you share a popcorn at Casey's. Everybody's in there. What the crap man.
Speaker 2:I mean, you're right.
Speaker 1:Hold on. What about yourself? Are you a double dipper or are you saying no, it's gross?
Speaker 2:I don't double dip, double dip or dip and flip.
Speaker 1:Dip and flip. Are there three categories? I don't do it. One dip, double dip or dip and flip. Jesus Christ, that wasn't that confusing, ryan.
Speaker 2:Just trying to follow along. Put your hand up on your whip. It's a song, james. It wasn't that hard to find, I know.
Speaker 1:That's it. You're muted. You're getting muted. Ryan is muted. Can't hear him anymore.
Speaker 2:I was going to ask something, but we already know Ryan is the king at it, so never mind. I was going to ask about the socks and flip-flops, but never mind.
Speaker 1:Hang on, hang on. I've got one comment.
Speaker 2:Don't even think about wearing with the sandals. With the thing between the toes, it's got to be slides. If you wear socks with sandals, it's got to be slides. Don't even think about wearing the sandal, and then you've got the sock and it's going between the toes. Oh the shoobie. The shoobie is where you cross the line. Slides a moment. Baby Slides a moment.
Speaker 3:This guy lives in high socks and sandals, but the fucking shoobie draws the line.
Speaker 1:Come on, kenny's found his opportunity to fuck the joke. That's right, baby Kenny called it the shooby.
Speaker 3:I thought it was called like a thong or something. No, it's called the shooby Shooby.
Speaker 2:Oh, that's rocket, that's rocket powered. It's for rocket power it's slides, sandals and slides.
Speaker 1:I mean, I agree with you, ryan, but that was fucking great, kenny, good job. Shooby good job, shooby dude.
Speaker 3:I'm gonna find a die hard shooby and I'm gonna have him battle royale with you and your shooby slides bring it on.
Speaker 2:How does a battle? Royale like that go down.
Speaker 3:I don't know.
Speaker 2:You both look dumb, so oh oh, I said, you both look dumb so, oh, oh, you both look dumb. Who's the other one besides me? Who's on my team right now?
Speaker 3:Against the shoobies. Well, the thong shoobie and the non-thong shoobie. Non-thong, you're the non-thong shoobie.
Speaker 2:That's right, I am the non-thong shooby, that's right, I am the non-thong shooby.
Speaker 3:That's what we're going to call you for now. On the non-thong shooby.
Speaker 2:Socks and sandals. Baby Got to be tube. Socks Got to get up to the calf.
Speaker 3:Do you ever wear no socks with them? Like, air them out a little bit. We go to the beach. Oh, we go to the calf. Do you ever wear no socks with him? Can we go to?
Speaker 2:the beach.
Speaker 3:Let's talk about that.
Speaker 2:Socks and sandals at the beach.
Speaker 1:Especially when he proposes to his fucking fiance.
Speaker 2:I did propose to my now wife, now wife. He didn't have sandals. What's wrong?
Speaker 1:Classy.
Speaker 2:Were they the heat ones.
Speaker 1:You wore tube socks, don't you worry, and it was on a beach.
Speaker 2:They were not socks in the proposal. Let's get that.
Speaker 1:Oh, there were socks in the proposal.
Speaker 2:We can get the picture. Wait, were you wearing the heat ones?
Speaker 1:Yeah, he definitely was wearing the heat ones. Does he own another pair? Did she say, yes, sure did. Were you wearing the heat ones?
Speaker 3:Yeah, he definitely was wearing the heat ones. I was Does he own another pair? Did she say, yes, sure did.
Speaker 2:Yes, thank goodness, thank goodness for that.
Speaker 3:Yeah, thank goodness, or we'd be sorry.
Speaker 2:That's all right, james Rose with his sunglasses on, you know, didn't have a. I had eye contact, very personal moment for me. Oh, I had eye contact, Very personal moment for me.
Speaker 1:Oh, I had eye contact, she did not.
Speaker 3:Because you couldn't see her eyes.
Speaker 1:Yes, kenny, thank you. Now let's go down to Johnny. Jonathan basically didn't have a ring until he had a ring.
Speaker 2:Hey, where are you going? We're going on a cruise.
Speaker 1:I don't have it yet, for whatever reason.
Speaker 2:So there's Johnny's mixed up and then there's Kenny. I don't know if Kenny has a story like us. Go, john, I blacked out, I don't even remember, oh for sure. Agreed on that, I did too. I just didn't say a word. Are you going to ask? That was your. So you didn't say a word. I did after I realized oh shit, I actually have to ask something. They just don't say yes, kenny, dude, come on, open up to us. What'd you do wrong?
Speaker 3:what'd you do? That was thoroughly planned out. Nothing, I'm Kenny. What'd you do wrong?
Speaker 2:What'd you do wrong? That was thoroughly planned out. Nothing. I'm Kenny, I wear shoobies with no socks and I propose properly that's you, that's you. You're the shoobie. Listen, I had my shit planned out. There was a labor show. What's your shit planned out? The helicopter guys canceled.
Speaker 1:Would you, would you put the ring in a fucking champagne glass? Oh how'd that get in there? That's the Toby McGuire, I think, from from like Spider-Man two or some shit he was like how'd that get in there? Oh God, Okay okay, Reset, reset. You guys don't know how I proposed yeah we know it was on the cruise, wasn't it?
Speaker 2:It was on the little cruise in the the yacht in the ocean.
Speaker 3:I got a. I rented the catamaran. I rented a private yacht which was a catamaran it was a power catamaran. Then we went to Miami. We got out of Miami, we had dinner on the yacht. Then what the fuck Did you propose in?
Speaker 1:Miami or on the boat.
Speaker 2:Well, you know yacht gives one picture. Cat on the boat goes snorkeling on gives another picture. I'm just saying.
Speaker 1:Brian, they have nice cataracts, I know.
Speaker 2:I'm getting a Kenny right now. It's been a good episode for that. There's a private boat there we go at.
Speaker 3:Kenny right now. It's been a good episode for that. It was a private boat there we go. I had a chef on it. We ate dinner and then, as the sun was setting, we were in Miami and I was on the boat. We had a crew and stuff like that. They helped everything because when the lady that was cooking she was our chef she brought out flowers and put them on the table and she put the ring inside the flower for me. So then Patty didn't even really realize because the ring was inside the flowers.
Speaker 1:And then you were like how did that get?
Speaker 3:in there Basically, but I told her that it was like a client event that she wouldn't know. But so yeah, that's awesome no, I mean it was pretty seamless for us.
Speaker 2:I mean like hey, so you're on the wall right.
Speaker 3:I'm not answering your question. Is water wet? Oh my gosh. Yes, water is wet. Would you debate? Water is not wet water is wet.
Speaker 2:What are we talking about here? Yeah, it's pretty wet. Okay, thank goodness, no. It's pretty wet Okay, thank goodness, no, it's not.
Speaker 1:Water makes objects wet.
Speaker 3:Water is wet.
Speaker 1:Water is not in a constant state of wetness. Oh my god, it going on to something makes that something wet. He's got a point, fellas.
Speaker 3:You should know this Mic drop Kenny crush him with your biology back.
Speaker 1:Would you, Kenny? It just so happens that we're in a podcast forum here where you were just lucky enough to debate it. Why don't you go ahead and give us your point of view, mister?
Speaker 3:I think what makes something wet is water attached to it. Water is bonded to and binding to water. Water molecules join so water. One water molecule against another water molecule would make it wet, just like I love this topic, just so we can keep hearing him say that I heard nothing of what you said, Johnny, because all James was saying was water.
Speaker 2:I was just saying water is not wet, but maybe water is wet, that's all I was saying, oh Damn, he came out firing Water. Water. Water in the form of a liquid, you're telling me. A liquid is not wet. Well, wetness requires a substance to be in contact with. So on the surface, technically Right.
Speaker 1:Is steam wet, is rain wet? All right, well, I was trying to go like different scientific situation here. You know, you got steam, ice and water. Those are kind of liquid, solid and gas. You know see where I'm going with that Ryan.
Speaker 2:Yes, james, I said the sea water.
Speaker 1:James Is ice wet.
Speaker 3:Ice is wet because it's damp. A liquid is bonded.
Speaker 1:But it's not. It's frozen, there's no liquid.
Speaker 3:But when you touch it, there then is a liquid.
Speaker 1:In the Antarctic it ain't fucking melting. Well, it's melting, but that's a different story. That's a different story. Snow Is snow wet Because it's water-based.
Speaker 3:It is wet when it changes its form.
Speaker 2:Does the brain?
Speaker 1:But it is H2O, to your point. Water, water.
Speaker 2:Water, wet Water is wet.
Speaker 1:It's still H2O. I'm just saying you just proved me right, we did not prove you right. Come on, johnny, I feel like I'm doing, saying you just proved me right, we did not prove you right. Come on, johnny, I feel like I'm doing pretty good here. I think you're killing it. You're killing it. We had time. James if we had time, I'd be.
Speaker 2:Is sweat wet Because it's on. You know you're sweating 24-7, basically so you would be the.
Speaker 1:Sweat is perspiration coming from your body. You are wet.
Speaker 2:Yes, ryan, the surface is what's wet.
Speaker 3:For the sake of not sounding like an idiot, I think you're right Because technically, by definition, in order for something to be wet, a liquid has to be applied to make that wet and the liquid can't be the liquid that is making it wet Like a liquid on a non-liquid substance is the factor of being wet.
Speaker 1:Ryan's doing the fucking math around his head right now.
Speaker 3:Technically, Ryan. I'm just trying to understand how the Okay, so the. I'm flipping sides because the ocean is not wet is what I'm hearing, trying to understand how the okay. So I guess I'm flipping sides because the ocean is not wet, is what I'm hearing.
Speaker 2:No, that's what I'm hearing.
Speaker 3:You are wet when you go in. You need a non-wet substance to then enter the vicinity of a liquid to make it wet.
Speaker 1:Okay, so the question is Liquids are not wet. The ocean as in, as itself, is not wet? Yes, because it's not applying wetness to itself right.
Speaker 3:Exactly, it needs to be applied.
Speaker 1:Okay, sure, okay. Whether you agree or disagree is fine Stupid.
Speaker 2:Stupid, stupid.
Speaker 1:Stupid.
Speaker 2:I mean you're wrong, I mean it's all right, kenny, you changed that I have no valid arguments here because I'm not good at debate, but we will see when everyone I'm not good at debate Words hard. We will see when TBC presents water is not wet and we get crushed. I'm looking forward to this we're bringing it back. So water is not wet Per the three of you.
Speaker 3:But I also think, is being wet a verb, to be wet it's an adjective wait a minute.
Speaker 1:I didn't actually say something smart. It rained outside. It technically is. I didn't actually say something smart.
Speaker 3:It rained outside. It technically is both. As a result, I'm wet. It technically is both.
Speaker 1:It is a descriptive word.
Speaker 3:It is an adjective.
Speaker 2:And it is a verb you could be wet or wet is a descriptive word, the liquid has to be at the surface to be described as wet when you describe something as an adjective.
Speaker 3:You just didn't sound very satisfied with you saying it was an adjective. You weren't sure of yourself there.
Speaker 2:I was very sure of myself. The meaning of it might have been what I was, the context of how it could be taken. A wet could be all three, though Adjective verb and a noun right, yes, Okay.
Speaker 3:But that would change the. And a noun right, yes, okay, but that would change the definition of it technically, wouldn't it?
Speaker 2:Welcome to the First geography now grammar.
Speaker 3:Here we are Okay. Next episode we're going to have an English teacher on.
Speaker 2:You know what we probably should hey think for future state Spelling?
Speaker 3:bee the scientist.
Speaker 2:I would do a Spine Boots.
Speaker 1:The scientist to tell us about what water's wet? K-a-t. I'm out of here. I know it's spelt with two T's. I hate this fucking guy.
Speaker 2:That's Brian Regan. It's a comedy skit. It's a comedy skit. It's a comedy skit.
Speaker 1:K-A-T cat. I'm out of here. He walks past everybody and goes. I know it's spelled with two T's.
Speaker 2:What the?
Speaker 1:hell was that.
Speaker 2:Jonathan, I had something in my throat.
Speaker 1:Any other earth-shattering questions for us today?
Speaker 2:I think we are good, gentlemen.
Speaker 3:All right. Well, you know what they say.
Speaker 1:We solve a lot of societal problems.
Speaker 2:Until then, water is wet, the water is wet the bender continues, the bender continues. The waterender continues, the Bender continues.
